ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

saladder:

when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

yologna:

stop the alphabet at t cuz i dont want none of u

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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